February 2012
pretty high with the biggest fucking hard on right now. ask or submit, i don’t really care. ;3
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i just wanna smoke a fat blunt and eat a girl out right now, dude.
June 2011
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believeinnarwhals:
i have bad bags under my eyes aw i wonder why
me too but then i tell myself they’re designer bags like my left is gucci and my right is dolce and gabanna and i get over it
oh, yeah
i think i saw the car that ran me over the other day
but
i couldnt tell because i could not see the driver
not that it would make a difference
because i do not remember what he looks like
because of the “trauma”
its a lovely nissan altima
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oh is it not normal for girls to cry during movies in school cause girls in my class have cried when we watched
la vita e bella in 8th grade
dead poets society last year
toy story 3 a few weeks ago
i was on alexis’ ass a lot too but we never discussed it on tumblr so i dont really think anybody knew not like how people know about logan forrest and hunter etc etc
i wish i wasn’t so unconditionally irritable
meaning i wish the people i like didnt annoy me just as the people i dislike do
because then i just end up being annoyed and frustrated at them for the rest of the day if they say one little stupid thing and it’s not like they deserve that or anything
reason number 678989765 why i blog less now
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
god if i didnt have hella taco bell and my phone with me id be so mad right now but still itd be nice to get into my fucking apartment uvhhhhghh
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ive managed to lock myself out of my own apartment with a chicken quesadilla, two tacos and a med cherry pepsi. guess its time to eat
that video of gaskarth and barakat singing caress me down
i dont know why the even made STD they should just release that video and have it loop for 90 minutes and call it a dvd
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watch gibby from icarly turn into a teenage heartthrob in about seven to ten years
atomiclanterns:
Bullet With Butterfly Wings /...
things that are always funny
those memes with the little kids or dogs saying how they killed their family
my reaction to all the posts of people talking about other people on tumblr: “who?”
“drama” and arguing is like 60% of the reason why i usually blog so late/not at all idk it gets really annoying but it’s not like i can stop it so
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i just came back from taking my third regents and i was skating down this hill and i tried to stop before i would come to an intersection and i ended up falling off and i cut open my right hand (again) and messed up my wrist and its really bad there and i fucked up my bad foot (“bad” meaning the one i hit in the car accident which i should never hit because it’s never gonna heal)...
Watchdamnafricawhathappened:
“Get his eyes! Cut him in the eyes!”
after what happened to me, and what happened today and the fact that i live in new york city anyway, i think it’s safe to say i’m never driving lol
